Top 10 Ways diving would be different if Bill Gates were in charge

• 10) Useless tips would show up on your dive computer every time you turn it on.
• 9) You could never remove that darn Internet Explorer icon from your dive computer.
• 8) This year's promised equipment models would eventually be released two years from now.
• 7) None of your new gear would be compatible with any of your old stuff.
• 6) Equipment dealers would be required to bundle a parachute with every scuba package so Bill could eventually dominate the sky diving market (a natural tie-in).
• 5) When you called Microsoft to schedule a dive trip, you would be left on hold for a long time, and when you finally talked to someone you would be given a lot of information on diving that was absolutely correct but completely useless.
• 4) Every dive computer would be from Microsoft and any deaths from them would be explained as a "beta version" problems. Don't worry, we'll fix that in the next release.
• 3) Every time you were really close to your destination, your boat would crash.
• 2) Your air supply would stop and have to be restarted every couple of minutes and you would accept this as normal.
• 1) Bill would steal all the good gear ideas from other manufacturers, copy and release it 5 years later under another name and call it "revolutionary".