Top ten signs that you have been diving too much this summer

• 10) You have to put your total number of dives in scientific notation.
• 9) You look back at your logbooks and realize you've spent more time at decompression than at uni.
• 8) You're permanently prune-figured.
• 7) Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
• 6) You have named all the buff bream on your favourite wreck.
• 5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.
• 4) You've stopped logging your dives because it's easier to just log your surface intervals.
• 3) Your "time to fly" is measured in months.
• 2) Your picture appears on fish identification tables.
• 1) You clear your ears prior to stepping on a down escalator.